This is a coffee table book. Feel free to put it on your coffee table. I made it so people everywhere would have something odd to put on their coffee tables. In fact, you could put it on your tea table, or your chips table, or even your condom table. It’s a good book for all types of tables really. And if you don’t have any tables, you can even fashion one out of this very book if you are clever enough, then you can buy another one of my books to put on your new coffee table. I know, that last part, I stole a little bit of a Seinfeld joke there, but I feel I made it my own. I hope you’ve enjoyed this synopsis on your brand new coffee table book. I look forward to your emails praising all of the weird, dark, demented and occasionally silly things inside this book. I made it especially for your coffee table.