Fuelled by copious amounts of double shot espresso and absinthe, I have been drawing funny cartoons for newspapers and magazines since the nuclear winter of 1993. Each cartoon is painstakingly crafted with an 18th century quill pen on the finest papyrus, from a hot tub in my log cabin, Chateau Kylie, on the tropical island of Minogue, some 12,000 feet above sea level.