"Delicious Spoonfuls of Southern Sensuality!"

It’s hard to tell the truth while lying in bed,
so I’m standin’ in the kitchen,
cookin’ up a series of post-coital columns called Sexual Gumbo.

Formulated from the cookbook of scandalous love,
I’m tossing together ingredients-- sex, food, and the Old South--
as my word processor becomes a food processor,
slicing and dicing bits n’ pieces
of passion, provisions, and dear ole Dixieland
into a simmering, sexy soup.

Like a carnal casserole, each anecdote of Sexual Gumbo
dishes out a healthy serving
of sultry innuendoes, sexual connotations, and delicious tidbits
pertaining to the lusty Southland and its southern appetite
for corruption, carelessness, and cuisine.

C’mon, darlin’, sample what I have to offer.
Heartily enjoy the stimulating spoonfuls of Sexual Gumbo.

Spoon me, baby!