Hail to thee, most learned poetry aficionado
And read some Tinder tales of romantic bravado
Caution: These tales are raunchy, rude, and sometimes disgusting
You have been warned, your decision I'm trusting.

The content of this most learned tome
Will stick with you where-so you roam
And do not think on the truth I'm too reliant
Take these with a pinch of salt, they are all GDPR compliant.

So stoke the fire, put up your feet, pour yourself a drink,
And into your favorite armchair sink
Gather round your friends, your family, your lover
And, if you're brave enough, turn the front cover. . .